You'll love this! Unless, of course, you are one of those weird people who only like normal things. Meet Yoshi --or maybe her name's Joshi or Ioshi or Jaaski? Where does she live…Japan, the United States…or was it Denmark? This twelve year-old ninja-wannabe has the incredible misfortune of painting a picture of a dog that comes to life and contorts reality…or is it she who contorts reality? Confused? She is too. But confusion is only the first step to self-discovery. The rest is mischief, kringle, a talking bamboo plant, time-traveling toilets, and an alien with an uncanny affinity for mugs with lids.